Resumes

Resume of my brother, Cledus Employment History: Grimes Well Servicing - Fort St. John - Floorhand - Reason for leaving – got drunk, forgot where rig was, it wasn’t my beer, but they blamed me anyhow. Solargey Industries -100 Mile House Fiber Glaser - – Reason for leaving – Not my fault, I stole a truck, there were three guys after me. King's Gate Excavating -100 Mile House Laborer – Reason for leaving – They said I hit the foreman with a shovel. Hess Oilfield – Anchor Truck Driver – December 99 to March 2005 – Reason for leaving, paid off, told to piss off. Education: Grade 12, Harvard Law Degree, Doctorate in Mind Altering Substances Courses Completed: W.H.M.I.S., H2S, TDG, Fire Suppression, Helicopter Safety, Ground Disturbance, First Aid, Worksafe, Workslow Hobbies: Hunting, Fishing, Camping, Drinking Beer, Smokin’ Dope References: Too numerous to mention, just call the Condill Inn beverage room Personal Statement: I am a hard working, fast thinking, star hand. I have been known to change the entire direction of some companies. When do I get paid, anyhow? Thank you for taking the time to review my resume, you will never regret it.